I remember Jarts, a wonderful backyard game. I wish we’d found ours when we cleaned out Dad’s house, though I suspect we had worn them out completely as kids. Why the Consumer Product Safely Commission chose to ban Jarts, while still allowing bows and arrows, rifles, and barbecue forks, is beyond me.
I say Jarts don’t hurt people, people hurt people! And for everyone’s education, here’s how to build Jarts. Before following the link, note their disclaimer:
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We have a set of Jarts. I was pretty sure we got them at a tag sale, not from your Linda’s dad’s house, but I checked. It still has the tag sale sticker on the box. We can bring them out next time you come!
They’d probably work well on the sand bar at the Maggie P.
Sounds like just the thing for Free Range Kids, though.
I remember Jarts, a wonderful backyard game. I wish we’d found ours when we cleaned out Dad’s house, though I suspect we had worn them out completely as kids. Why the Consumer Product Safely Commission chose to ban Jarts, while still allowing bows and arrows, rifles, and barbecue forks, is beyond me.
I say Jarts don’t hurt people, people hurt people! And for everyone’s education, here’s how to build Jarts. Before following the link, note their disclaimer:
We have a set of Jarts. I was pretty sure we got them at a tag sale, not from your Linda’s dad’s house, but I checked. It still has the tag sale sticker on the box. We can bring them out next time you come!
They’d probably work well on the sand bar at the Maggie P.
Oh, hooray! You can’t even buy them on eBay — they won’t sell them.