{"id":12,"date":"2007-02-12T13:39:42","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T12:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morbidcornflakes.ch\/thduggies_blog\/?p=12"},"modified":"2007-02-12T13:49:21","modified_gmt":"2007-02-12T12:49:21","slug":"aussie-burger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/2007\/aussie-burger","title":{"rendered":"Aussie Burger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just to finish the day: I had dinner at <a title=\"Hungry Jack's\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hungryjacks.com.au\/Home.aspx\">Hungry Jack&#8217;s<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0and made the mistake of choosing an Aussie Burger, which came complete with everything that should be on a burger and a few things more.\u00c2\u00a0 Beets, for instance.\u00c2\u00a0 I want to say it&#8217;s the last time I try a\u00c2\u00a0novelty burger, but I know I&#8217;d be lying.\u00c2\u00a0 At least the fries were good.\u00c2\u00a0 And I got free refills.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Q: Where\u00c2\u00a0did the first\u00c2\u00a0Hungry Jack&#8217;s open?<\/p>\n<p>A: <a title=\"It is much beloved of comedians making fun of place names, along with the suburb of Upper Swan.\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Innaloo,_Western_Australia\">Innaloo<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Q: Why, then, is Hungry Jack&#8217;s loo in a state of disrepair?\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>A: Idunnow.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(My premeditated jokes are why I stay clear of stand-up comedy.)<\/p>\n<p>I took the bus back out to Cremorne, and got out at a stop that looked like something we&#8217;d passed yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t too far off &#8211; one stop too early, but familiar enough with the surroundings to find my way back to Beat and Muoi&#8217;s, thanks to navigating the area with Allie yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>That reminds me, her car groans when it has to make turns.\u00c2\u00a0 Donations accepted.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Seven eleven stores don&#8217;t carry Bushells tea, for those interested in knowing that.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe tomorrow I&#8217;ll know more.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just to finish the day: I had dinner at Hungry Jack&#8217;s\u00c2\u00a0and made the mistake of choosing an Aussie Burger, which came complete with everything that should be on a burger and a few things more.\u00c2\u00a0 Beets, for instance.\u00c2\u00a0 I want to say it&#8217;s the last time I try a\u00c2\u00a0novelty burger, but I know I&#8217;d be lying.\u00c2\u00a0 At least the fries were good.\u00c2\u00a0 And I got free refills.\u00c2\u00a0 Q: Where\u00c2\u00a0did the first\u00c2\u00a0Hungry Jack&#8217;s open? A: Innaloo.\u00c2\u00a0 Q: Why, then, is Hungry Jack&#8217;s loo in a state of disrepair?\u00c2\u00a0 A: Idunnow.\u00c2\u00a0 (My premeditated jokes are why I stay clear of stand-up comedy.) I took the bus back out to Cremorne, and got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}