{"id":157,"date":"2008-06-28T13:06:52","date_gmt":"2008-06-28T12:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morbidcornflakes.ch\/thduggies_blog\/?p=157"},"modified":"2008-06-28T13:06:52","modified_gmt":"2008-06-28T12:06:52","slug":"the-bathtub-is-right-next-to-the-toilet-and-other-things-were-thankful-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/2008\/the-bathtub-is-right-next-to-the-toilet-and-other-things-were-thankful-for","title":{"rendered":"The Bathtub Is Right Next To The Toilet (and other things we&#8217;re thankful for)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. It&#8217;s just bad food for a big price, not the <a title=\"Enterovirus 71\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eda.admin.ch\/eda\/en\/home\/reps\/asia\/vchn\/embbei\/viru71.html\" target=\"_blank\">enterovirus<\/a> that&#8217;s been <a title=\"Enterovirus in Taiwan 2008\" href=\"http:\/\/www.travelhealth.gov.hk\/english\/outbreaknews\/2008\/ond28april2008.html\" target=\"_blank\">plaguing Taiwan<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>2. The <a title=\"Enteric Nervous System\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Enteric_nervous_system\" target=\"_blank\">enteric<\/a> and <a title=\"Parasympathetic Nervous System\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Parasympathetic_nervous_system\" target=\"_blank\">parasympathetic<\/a> nervous system give you advance purge warning.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>3. A <a title=\"Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang\" href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/sfw\/issue80\/books.html\" target=\"_blank\">book<\/a> to read.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>4. A bed to lie in.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>5. Rainy weather.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>6. No appointments except for the tailor this evening.\u00c2\u00a0 And tomorrow evening.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>7. English-language TV stations.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>8. Being able to keep this secret from the business partner that paid for the dinner.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>9. Feeling better again &#8211; even good enough for this short post.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>10. Having a flight home, and having it\u00c2\u00a0on Monday &#8211; not today.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. It&#8217;s just bad food for a big price, not the enterovirus that&#8217;s been plaguing Taiwan.\u00c2\u00a0 2. The enteric and parasympathetic nervous system give you advance purge warning.\u00c2\u00a0 3. A book to read.\u00c2\u00a0 4. A bed to lie in.\u00c2\u00a0 5. Rainy weather.\u00c2\u00a0 6. No appointments except for the tailor this evening.\u00c2\u00a0 And tomorrow evening.\u00c2\u00a0 7. English-language TV stations.\u00c2\u00a0 8. Being able to keep this secret from the business partner that paid for the dinner.\u00c2\u00a0 9. Feeling better again &#8211; even good enough for this short post.\u00c2\u00a0 10. Having a flight home, and having it\u00c2\u00a0on Monday &#8211; not today. \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}