Time flies, and through the ages
\nWise men wondered where it went.
\nThough wise, these many sages
\nFound not where – nor what it meant.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
They would, if they had flown
\nIn unison have shown<\/p>\n
Time flies into all those Pratt & Whitneys
\nWhile you try to find a way to sit, knees
\nJammed into a seat
\nOh, let me repeat<\/p>\n
Time gets burned up in those Pratt & Whitneys
\nWhile they serve you something fat with chick peas,
\nMake you watch that silly film with Britney’s
\nRoad trip ‘cross the states –
\nMy, how that creates<\/p>\n
A roar in my ear and a buzz in my brain –
\nAttempts to find sleep are now fully in vain.\u00c2\u00a0
\nIn stupor I languish, to torpor succumb –
\nI know it, too, will pass…<\/p>\n
So why did philosophers not figure out
\nWhat I have discovered without any doubt:
\nThat time flies to end up quite undignified,
\nSucked up by a jet to be Pratt-Whitney-fried.
\nI’ve got an idea that isn’t too dumb:
\nWise men fly business class.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Time flies, and through the ages Wise men wondered where it went. Though wise, these many sages Found not where – nor what it meant.\u00c2\u00a0 They would, if they had flown In unison have shown Time flies into all those Pratt & Whitneys While you try to find a way to sit, knees Jammed into a seat Oh, let me repeat Time gets burned up in those Pratt & Whitneys While they serve you something fat with chick peas, Make you watch that silly film with Britney’s Road trip ‘cross the states – My, how that creates A roar in my ear and a buzz in my brain – Attempts […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}