{"id":201,"date":"2009-10-10T09:26:58","date_gmt":"2009-10-10T08:26:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morbidcornflakes.ch\/thduggies_blog\/?p=201"},"modified":"2009-10-10T09:27:23","modified_gmt":"2009-10-10T08:27:23","slug":"citizens-of-the-world-awarded-the-nobel-stupefaction-prize-react-with-incredulity-accept-it-as-challenge-to-increase-stupefaction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/2009\/citizens-of-the-world-awarded-the-nobel-stupefaction-prize-react-with-incredulity-accept-it-as-challenge-to-increase-stupefaction","title":{"rendered":"Citizens of the World Awarded the Nobel Stupefaction Prize, React with Incredulity, Accept It as Challenge to Increase Stupefaction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;ve made fun of <a title=\"Obama's Stockholm Souvenir\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/nobelprize.org\/nobel_prizes\/peace\/laureates\/2009\/\">it<\/a>, along with 60% of the civilized world (I know that percentage is true because I pulled it out of a hat).<\/p>\n<p>Now for some more serious reflection, in the form of a list of what I don&#8217;t like about this year&#8217;s Peace Prize award.<\/p>\n<p>First, it turns the award from a recognition of fruitful effort into a political instrumentation.\u00c2\u00a0 Will they award the Nobel Peace Prize to Kim Jong Il next in hopes of thus pressuring him out of his self-imposed exile to lunacy and restoring North Korea to the world? (If they do, and it works, the committee can award itself the prize the following year.)<br \/>\nSecond, the committee must not have thought very hard about the real-world effects of their award.\u00c2\u00a0 Obama is in office; Obama won office with 53% of the vote and has had falling approval ratings since.\u00c2\u00a0 Obviously, the committee likes Obama &#8211; did they really think this award would help him domestically, or are they just trying to energize the Republican base?<\/p>\n<p>Third, it does appear to me that Obama has good foreign policy ideals and is working to make them happen, but diplomacy usually works best with a minimum of attention drawn to it.\u00c2\u00a0 With only a dash of cynicism, the committee decision can also be paraphrased such: &#8220;We think this is the last chance we have to award this man, for in a year he won&#8217;t deserve it anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fourth, it&#8217;s okay if the committee didn&#8217;t and doesn&#8217;t like G.W. Bush, but this is the second spurious prize after <a title=\"Peace out, Al\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/nobelprize.org\/nobel_prizes\/peace\/laureates\/2007\/index.html\">2007<\/a> awarded to an American who qualified simply by being in the global limelight and not being Bush, Cheney, or Rumsfeld.\u00c2\u00a0 The committee showed its racism in awarding an <a title=\"Nobel Peace Prize 2002\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/nobelprize.org\/nobel_prizes\/peace\/laureates\/2002\/index.html\">old white guy in 2002<\/a>, and the <a title=\"Henry Kissinger, 1973 Nobel Peace Prize\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/nobelprize.org\/nobel_prizes\/peace\/laureates\/1973\/index.html\">1973 prize<\/a> also went to an American whose merit has been debated hotly &#8211; it makes me wonder if the committee thinks they&#8217;re the only ones left who can influence US policy and therefore have a moral mandate to do so.<\/p>\n<p>Fifth, all the above obscures what would have been my favorite candidate for 2009, a long-time champion of peace who has won the award multiple times and would have deserved it again for the first time since <a title=\"1972 Nobel Peace Prize\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/nobelprize.org\/nobel_prizes\/peace\/laureates\/1972\/index.html\">1972<\/a>. That&#8217;s the difference between the Nobel Peace Prize and our presidential elections: we have to pick the least unappealing candidate, whereas you, Mr. and Mrs. Committee, get to pass.<\/p>\n<p>But I suppose they can be forgiven for thinking <a title=\"ACHTUNG - D-word in Link!\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/hiscrivener.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/obama-messiah.jpg\">our president is the Messiah<\/a> &#8211; he did, after all, ride into Washington on a <a title=\"Democratic Donkey\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/File:Democratslogo.svg\">donkey<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;ve made fun of it, along with 60% of the civilized world (I know that percentage is true because I pulled it out of a hat). Now for some more serious reflection, in the form of a list of what I don&#8217;t like about this year&#8217;s Peace Prize award. First, it turns the award from a recognition of fruitful effort into a political instrumentation.\u00c2\u00a0 Will they award the Nobel Peace Prize to Kim Jong Il next in hopes of thus pressuring him out of his self-imposed exile to lunacy and restoring North Korea to the world? (If they do, and it works, the committee can award itself the prize [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}