{"id":37,"date":"2007-06-06T04:23:50","date_gmt":"2007-06-06T03:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morbidcornflakes.ch\/thduggies_blog\/?p=37"},"modified":"2007-06-06T07:01:19","modified_gmt":"2007-06-06T06:01:19","slug":"nihon-e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/2007\/nihon-e","title":{"rendered":"Nihon e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome back, family, friends, and co-workers, to my\u00c2\u00a0travelogue of my prosaic travels.\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I am in Japan, and thankful that my knee gave me less trouble than expected, despite having to lug my two suitcases up and down a few flights of stairs in Shinjuku.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;alpen rose&#8221; Japanese inflight magazine contained a &#8220;colmn&#8221; that centered on watchmaking in the Vallee de Joux, with a nice picture of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/albums\/romandie2\/slides\/20070528%20Romandie%20055.html\" target=\"_blank\">Lac de Joux<\/a> from the Dent de Vaulion that I recognized immediately, having just been there.\u00c2\u00a0 Are they trying to get the Japanese off the beaten path, or are the Japanese bored with Switzerland?\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The white wine appetizer nearly put me to sleep, but I made the mistake of waking up for dinner.\u00c2\u00a0 I never fell asleep again, but not for lack of trying.\u00c2\u00a0 I watched &#8220;The Namesake,&#8221; an interesting movie on a second-generation Indian immigrant to the US coming to grips with his family.\u00c2\u00a0 Then I tried to sleep, until the ice cream came, and watched &#8220;Music and Lyrics,&#8221; a cute, breezy romance with more eighties sound than you&#8217;d ever wanted to hear on a movie soundtrack other than Footloose.\u00c2\u00a0 Then I tried to sleep, until breakfast came, and watched the beginning of &#8220;Ghost Rider,&#8221; a movie where the first few minutes of film suffice to instill confidence that it won&#8217;t matter if you don&#8217;t watch the whole flick.\u00c2\u00a0 Unless, that is, you enjoy Nicholas Cage with a flaming skull instead of a head.\u00c2\u00a0 Gratuitous and goofy special effects on top of a ridiculous story line that tries to get the viewer rooting for the Devil as the lesser of two evils than his rebellious and pasty-faced underling that wants to subject the world, because the Devil send Flaming Brains Cage into the fray in his stead.\u00c2\u00a0 Or so.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I filled out the Chinese language immigration form by mistake.\u00c2\u00a0 I think I got everything right; I used the Spanish example to guide me.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The customs girl asked me if I had anything to declare, any samples, and when I denied, asked me to open my smaller trolley suitcase.\u00c2\u00a0 I did; she identified the shoes, ignored the free pens and pocket knives, and finally found the microscope scan head.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;What is that?&#8221; she asked.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A microscope.\u00c2\u00a0 I sell microscopes.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, ok then.\u00c2\u00a0 Thank you and have a good day.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still a little puzzled she didn&#8217;t pull me out.\u00c2\u00a0 How was she to know that I won&#8217;t leave the scan head here?\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I dropped off the big suitcase with the big microscope at our distributor&#8217;s office and walked through the love hotels to my Toyoko Inn.\u00c2\u00a0 A couple walked out of one of them and I wondered if it didn&#8217;t feel weird to walk in (or out) of one of them considering that you&#8217;re announcing to all present what you intend to do (or did)\u00c2\u00a0with whom.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Now it&#8217;s about time to check in, after lunch at the Cafe WILL.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ll shower, shave, and change into my suit, and perhaps apply that removable tattoo I won from the Swatch airline ticket raffle to the nape of my neck.\u00c2\u00a0 The Japanese\u00c2\u00a0dig Godzilla &#8211; 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