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I just went to the gents’ room here at the hotel lobby.\u00c2\u00a0 I was standing at one of the two urinals, when another guy came in, stood at the other, and said: “How long you take?”\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

Eyes wide, I looked over only to\u00c2\u00a0realize he was multitasking, talking to someone on his handphone while doing his business.\u00c2\u00a0 To the Yahoo! ads that say “Let a little strange into your life” I say “I’ve already got it, and more than a little.”\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

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I just went to the gents’ room here at the hotel lobby.\u00c2\u00a0 I was standing at one of the two urinals, when another guy came in, stood at the other, and said: “How long you take?”\u00c2\u00a0 Eyes wide, I looked over only to\u00c2\u00a0realize he was multitasking, talking to someone on his handphone while doing his business.\u00c2\u00a0 To the Yahoo! ads that say “Let a little strange into your life” I say “I’ve already got it, and more than a little.”\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,13,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}