{"id":6,"date":"2007-02-04T23:08:18","date_gmt":"2007-02-04T22:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morbidcornflakes.ch\/thduggies_blog\/?p=6"},"modified":"2007-02-04T23:36:30","modified_gmt":"2007-02-04T22:36:30","slug":"trains-planes-and-automobiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/2007\/trains-planes-and-automobiles","title":{"rendered":"Trains, planes, and automobiles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And in that order, too.\u00c2\u00a0 I left on the 4:40 a.m. train from Basel to Z\u00c3\u00bcrich with four pieces of luggage.\u00c2\u00a0 At check-in I got permission to take three of those as carry-on items.\u00c2\u00a0 Believe me, I never enjoyed having three things to carry, but none of them I wanted thrown about like my suitcase.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It seemed like for most of my trip I flew over clouds.\u00c2\u00a0 Between Z\u00c3\u00bcrich and Vienna some craggy peaks poked out of the cotton candy layer.\u00c2\u00a0 In Vienna I got my seat on the next plane changed to a center aisle seat so I saw very little out the window.\u00c2\u00a0 I was impressed by the quick transfer in Vienna but not so much by the Austrian Airlines entertainment system, because the movies didn&#8217;t have individual starting times.\u00c2\u00a0 Instead of at least three movies I only saw two.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;The Departed&#8221; is a well-told story without a real point but with a lot of shooting, dying, bleeding, and cursing.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;Talladega Nights&#8221; entertained me more with its light humor (&#8220;It&#8217;s Spanish for, like, a fighting chicken&#8221;).\u00c2\u00a0 We arrived in Kuala Lumpur at 4:50 a.m. local time amidst disinfectant aerosol and warnings of the death penalty, walked a quick loop to the\u00c2\u00a0waiting area, watched the shuttles with the bold claim &#8220;World&#8217;s Best Airport&#8221; zip by, and boarded again.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;d forgotten my pillow, eye cover, and book in the plane, but they had not been removed.\u00c2\u00a0 On the flight to Sydney I read in &#8220;Babbitt,&#8221; slept, watched the\u00c2\u00a0great uniformity that is Australia pass by underneath on\u00c2\u00a0the onboard camera, and noted that most geographical features in Australia seem to be preceded by the same qualifier: Great Sandy Desert, Great Artesian Basin, Great Dividing Range, Great Barrier Reef.\u00c2\u00a0 We dove through the clouds and landed in muggy Sydney.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The transfer in Sydney ranks among the least efficient I&#8217;ve ever been through.\u00c2\u00a0 I waited for at least half an hour with no more than 30 people in the line in front of me.\u00c2\u00a0 On the flight to New Zealand I was seated next to a retiree from Tennessee wearing a T-shirt saying &#8220;May the God of your choice bless you.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 I asked him what his choice was, and he said he hadn&#8217;t\u00c2\u00a0decided yet &#8211; 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