{"id":84,"date":"2007-08-28T12:20:14","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T11:20:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.morbidcornflakes.ch\/thduggies_blog\/?p=84"},"modified":"2007-08-28T12:20:14","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T11:20:14","slug":"free-interpretation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/2007\/free-interpretation","title":{"rendered":"Free Interpretation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve noticed most taxis have &#8220;Free Interpretation&#8221; written on their back door window.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve got a guess at what they mean, but I&#8217;m sorely tempted to jump in one and say: &#8220;Listen, I&#8217;ve been struggling with Isaiah 53:9&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Today we set up the booth.\u00c2\u00a0 The shipment arrived as scheduled, and if I hadn&#8217;t forgotten a few small things in the lid of a box we left in the crate they wouldn&#8217;t have had to make another trip and we would have been finished even sooner.\u00c2\u00a0 I also got a free sauna and a good deal of frustration when I tried to obtain some string.\u00c2\u00a0 After about 20 minutes of walking in the sun and &#8220;asking&#8221; several people I got a white &#8220;string,&#8221; actually labeled &#8220;rope,&#8221; but in truth closer to an endlessly long and thin WalMart plastic bag.\u00c2\u00a0 I got some cable ties, too, and they did a lot better in the end, especially because they can be ratcheted tight without an advanced boy scout degree in knotsmanship.\u00c2\u00a0 Or is that knottery?\u00c2\u00a0knotation? knotwork?<\/p>\n<p>In the end we finished by about three o&#8217;clock, and the booth next to us hadn&#8217;t even started, despite being twice the size.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m curious to see the overnight metamorphosis that is bound to happen.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The hotel manager suggested we go to a Japanese restaurant if we have time, because he, too, is learning Japanese.\u00c2\u00a0 That morning I&#8217;d asked as best I could if the other staff whose English is minimal might perhaps know some Japanese.\u00c2\u00a0 I haven&#8217;t yet had much luck with that\u00c2\u00a0question in Korea, but I figure it&#8217;s worth a shot.\u00c2\u00a0 While all my language adventures here should give me excellent practice for charades, I&#8217;d rather be communicating, and not being understood is a feeling I find revolting.\u00c2\u00a0 It prompted me to write a little ditty to be sung to the refrain of the Village People hit Y.M.C.A.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to say that I&#8217;m in-com-pe-tent.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got to say that I&#8217;m in-com-pe-tent.<\/p>\n<p>Not a word of Korean that would do any good,<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t make myself understood &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to say that I&#8217;m in-com-pe-tent.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got to say that I&#8217;m in-com-pe-tent.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I can never\u00c2\u00a0connect, no one gets what I said,\u00c2\u00a0<br \/>\nThey must think I&#8217;m dumber than\u00c2\u00a0bread\u00c2\u00a0&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I ate an odd mix tonight: skewered chicken bits and a &#8220;Chinese pie&#8221; with honey and cinnamon from a street vendor, two donuts from the Dunkin Donuts shop, and some stuff I bought at the supermarket I discovered on my hunt for string.\u00c2\u00a0 It still beat the &#8220;Freshness Burger&#8221; for lunch, the one with the cold tomato, soggy bun, and pasty cheese.\u00c2\u00a0 Oh well, bachelors are supposed to eat junk, right?\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve noticed most taxis have &#8220;Free Interpretation&#8221; written on their back door window.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve got a guess at what they mean, but I&#8217;m sorely tempted to jump in one and say: &#8220;Listen, I&#8217;ve been struggling with Isaiah 53:9&#8230;&#8221; Today we set up the booth.\u00c2\u00a0 The shipment arrived as scheduled, and if I hadn&#8217;t forgotten a few small things in the lid of a box we left in the crate they wouldn&#8217;t have had to make another trip and we would have been finished even sooner.\u00c2\u00a0 I also got a free sauna and a good deal of frustration when I tried to obtain some string.\u00c2\u00a0 After about 20 minutes of walking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thduggie.com\/thduggies_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}