To all you artistically inclined blog readers I offer an art competition with as of yet unspecified prizes: Draw a picture with the title “Pastafarian.”  Send it to thduggie [at} yahoo {dot] com.  Win crazy stuff. 

Deadline: My next business trip. 

And no, I’m not the first to come up with that portmanteau, but until I just searched the internet I thought I was.  The internet is a depressing thing.