I just went to the gents’ room here at the hotel lobby.  I was standing at one of the two urinals, when another guy came in, stood at the other, and said: “How long you take?” 

Eyes wide, I looked over only to realize he was multitasking, talking to someone on his handphone while doing his business.  To the Yahoo! ads that say “Let a little strange into your life” I say “I’ve already got it, and more than a little.”