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The Bathtub Is Right Next To The Toilet (and other things we’re thankful for)

1. It’s just bad food for a big price, not the enterovirus that’s been plaguing Taiwan. 

2. The enteric and parasympathetic nervous system give you advance purge warning. 

3. A book to read. 

4. A bed to lie in. 

5. Rainy weather. 

6. No appointments except for the tailor this evening.  And tomorrow evening. 

7. English-language TV stations. 

8. Being able to keep this secret from the business partner that paid for the dinner. 

9. Feeling better again – even good enough for this short post. 

10. Having a flight home, and having it on Monday – not today.

 

Again!

It seems like whenever I’m proud of making reasonable progress in writing a blog entry, Internet Explorer decides it ought to slow me down by screeching to a halt and painfully reminding me of why I ought to save my post every sentence.  (Saved.) 

Anyway, after Stefan and Masami’s wedding celebration and a shortcut to the Zurich airport I boarded my flight to Taiwan, with a changeover in Hong Kong (save).  I barely made it to my connecting flight to Taiwan (save).  On that flight, I only ate one of my dumplings in order not to break my intended 16-hour fast too egregiously, prompting my seat neighbour to ask if I didn’t like dumplings (save).  Thus began a conversation in which he told me about the PengHu archipelago floating by beneath our window, about the Kenting national park which apparently was threatened with removal from some list of national parks due to overcrowding, but which nevertheless is of extraordinary beauty, and about the eastern side of Taiwan and its steep cliffs (save). 

My heavy suitcase didn’t make the short transfer in Hong Kong, so not only did I not have to pay Cathay for excess baggage, but they had to bring my heavy suitcase to my hotel (save).  I also found myself confirmed in my decision not to use a Carnet this time, which I had decided mainly because Taiwan is not a signatory to the Carnet ATA (perhaps because China is) and I would have had to fill in about ten pages of repetitive information (save).  In this situation it would also have forced me to either wait around for my suitcase (and leave my business partner waiting) or write a valid power of attorney on the fly (save). 

I got to the hotel, checked in, told them to just keep the second suitcase until morning, and went to bed (save).  In the morning my business partner, his colleague, and his daughter picked me up, and we walked a couple hundred meters to a fusion restaurant so modern it came with slouching sullen-faced staff and dishes like seared scallop with orange vinaigrette or asparagus crème brûlée (one could barely taste it, but trust me, I know it contained asparagus) (save).  We combined lunch with business discussions and then departed to visit a customer of ours who wanted to discuss projects present and future and the Phoenix Mars Mission (save). 

For dinner my partner, his daughter and I went to a buffet restaurant in Danshui, a region north of Taipei known for its hot springs and its Fisherman’s wharf, where we went to walk off our excess food intake in the sweltering darkness (save).  After dark not much was going on except for the young couples taking pictures of themselves on the Valentine’s Bridge, so we soon headed back for Taipei, where I soon turned in (save). 

Today we left the hotel at 8:00 and drove to the train station, where we boarded the Taiwan High-Speed Rail to Zuoying, the stop nearest Kaohsiung, and took a taxi to a local university, where we met with a potential customer (save).  I’m not sure how much of a potential is there, as he expects to receive this year a budget of about a quarter of what he wants to purchase, but perhaps we can find a solution (save).  We took the train back to Taipei and the car down to Hsinchu to meet with another customer, whose guaranteed funding is less but who might have the ability to get a bigger chunk somehow – it seems like selling in Taiwan comes down to fiddling with budgets (save).  And a little country like this where there aren’t any decent budgets around manages to build – and privately finance – something as useful and cool as the Taiwan High-Speed Rail (save)?  Where’s the Swissmetro (save)?  And where’s a real bullet train in the DC-Boston corridor – is it really on the way (save)? 

Be that as it may, I finished the day doing laundry and writing this blog after another buffet dinner, this time in the hotel restaurant with a 6oz fillet mignon steak (save).  It’s teaching me that not only is the road to hell paved with good intentions, but also lined with all-you-can-eat buffets (save). 

Some heavy lifting

I visited a company that makes equipment for defect detection today, equipment that can do a number of things we can’t, especially inspect large surfaces quickly.  It was interesting to see what they do and how they do it; they essentially mimic the eye’s neurological processes with an array of parallel processors and use a higher resolution to one-up the eye.  I showed them our equipment and very briefly demonstrated what it can do, which required lugging the suitcase through Tokyo trains and subways that are oriented toward commuters and not travelers.  Having the Suica on me helps, but the fact remains that there are several stations like Yoyogi where there are no escalators to the tracks and the ticket gate is not wide enough for me to get my suitcase through without standing it up.  And don’t get me started on how embarrassed I feel taking up the space of three people even in not very crowded trains. 

I did notice something funny when I mistakenly boarded the Namboku subway line at Meguro station.  For two stops it shares the track with the Mita line; I got off on the first one, realizing I’d made a mistake.  When I got on the Mita line, it was pretty crowded, but over half the train emptied out at the next stop in order to change onto the Namboku line.  What I don’t understand is why they get on when they have to wait for the same train they’d wait for at Meguro, except if they stayed in Meguro they might get a better seat because the car’s emptier due to everyone’s waiting in Shirokanetakanawa two stops down the line.  They must have some information I don’t. 

Done at about noon, I returned to my hotel, deposited my luggage, ate curry rice for lunch, went out to buy an envelope, came back to stuff a lot of documents into said envelope, and left again to mail it.  On the way back an American smiled at me: “How are ya?” 
“Fine, thanks, and you?” 
“Doing great!”
“See ya!” 
The vision passed, and I thought to myself that he mustn’t have been in Japan very long yet.  Most foreigners get used to avoiding other people’s eye contact like most Japanese do, or at least avoiding eye contact with foreigners who might be of the weird sort that expect instant camaraderie because they share your pointy nose. 

I took off and boarded the Narita Express for the airport.  Again I noticed the odd slowing down and strange bridge into nowhere that sits a few kilometers outside of Narita and wondered if they once had planned to build a shinkansen out to the airport.  At the airport I boarded the bus to the Holiday Inn Tobu Narita, where I undid all my calorie reducing efforts by going for the dinner buffet.  It was western food, centered around little strips of peppercorn steak that the chef cooked right in front of the customer, and offering a good mixture of different surf and turf options.  I did eat a bit of salad and some fruits, but they weren’t what was going to make the 4000-yen bill worth it. 

And here’s why one should never eat only to get one’s money’s worth: When I paid, I was told that because today was a weekday and there was therefore no crab in the buffet, the total would only come to 2700 yen. 

So either I rationalize my intake with all the heavy lifting or else I go for a few laps in the pool, which would also justify having brought along my swim trunks.  I think I better hurry: it’s only open for another hour. 

Monday and Tuesday

I didn’t plan to post, but I’m listening to my new Spitz CD and loath to stop, so I’ll blog while I’m hooked to the computer. 

Monday saw me waking several times in the early morning because my fear of oversleeping kept me from a restful sleep.  So after six regularly interrupted hours of sleep I got up at 4:40 and ready for a long trip to Osaka.  I visited an SME manufacturing support setup and two of the member companies there in what was more of a scouting trip than an actual sales visit, but it turned out well.  I was exhausted by the time I returned and battling a little cold which I believe a good dose of sleep should quickly cure, but sleep’s hard to come by right now.  So it was this exhaustion that drove me to turn in before Janet showed up on skype, and I’m glad for the nine hours of sleep I got, even though the cold’s not quite gone. 

Today’s workload was less intense, comprising two meetings in Tokyo to gather economic information on Japan.  I tried to keep my calorie intake down, inspired by my extra padding and by the Jonathan’s menu that shows the calories for every meal, but I think I had better wait until my cold is gone. 

I had a good talk with Janet despite some skype issues and should now be getting busy with packing, because tomorrow I check out.  It’ll be a day of heavy lifting, especially with one of the four suitcase wheels knocked out of whack to where it blocks when it’s leading and causes the suitcase to tip.  Add to that Japan’s June humidity and it’ll be a fun day – I’m on my last song, so I better get ready to turn in…

 

Living like a Maharaja

Granted, Maharajas don’t have meeting minutes to write and report home, but I’m more easily satisfied.  After a meeting I dreaded because there was no agenda and notoriously bad communication preceding it, I didn’t mind that it lasted a good five hours because it went much better than expected.  Add to that the possibility to have my suit dry-cleaned in one day tomorrow, and that’s reason enough for a small-scale celebration. 

I ambled about aimlessly in search of a restaurant that suited me, saw an ad for El Torito, saw the twenty-odd people sitting in a row outside (though compared with the Krispy Kreme line that’s tame), and decided to try the one Japanese restaurant, which was too expensive, and the other, which was full, finally arriving at the Indian restaurant Maharaja, where I snagged a seat in the smoking section as had so many non-smokers before me, judging from the sparse smoke.  (Besides, I suppose it’s a three-way tie between smoke, Indian food, and rainy season sweat.)  I ordered (and ate) Hara Bara Kabab, Kaburi Naan (naan with chopped raisins and cashews), and spicy lamb kabab along with a plain lassi and an Indian Shiraz that tasted good even before the food came.  I admit that I didn’t quite fit the typical restaurant visitor – there were plenty of foreigners, but they were either there on business or with a Japanese girlfriend.  For some reason I hadn’t thought ahead to plan that accessory acquisition correctly, but I don’t think it would have been appreciated…  Besides, it made me aware that I am missing someone who I know is missing me, and both of us for good reason.  And with that, I think I’m better off than even your average Maharaja. 

 

Dating Mona Lisa

Today combined work and a certain measure of pleasure as we took our microscopes to Nippon Steel Corporation where I used to work.  Again, I had another partner, and another long drive, so I found out that this man had studied marketing and accounting, but had worked at a supermarket cutting and packing meat before joining our distributor.  I’m going to have to make this my standard question with all the cool answers I’m getting. 

We took the Tokyo Bay Aqualine to Kisarazu, cutting off about one hour of driving time, and stopping at the Umihotaru parking area.  (Only by reading the Wikipedia article did I just now figure out that this is the longest tunnel for cars in the world.  I took it for just another Japanese tunnel.  The German Wikipedia article adds a comment on how the Tokyo Bay Aqualine is symptomatic of the Japanese policy of economic stimulation via huge government projects and old-boy cartels cashing in.)  The satellite view is pretty weird, but the view from the Umihotaru restaurants such as the food court commands most of the bay on clear days and even on a dreary, overcast one as today provides plenty of distraction with all the ships passing by.  I didn’t so much watch them as watch my overstuffed Sasebo Burger, named after the Kyushu town of Sasebo and a descendant of US marines stationed there. 

We arrived a bit ahead of time, which gave me a few minutes to surprise Ms Tsuri and Ms Sato, whom I hadn’t told about my visit.  I hadn’t told anyone but Suzuki-san, because I didn’t know how much time I was to have to visit friends.  At two o’clock we set up the microscope in a meeting room on a wobbly table and hooked the laptop to a projector.  I’ll spare you a blow-by-blow description of the demonstration, but it went better than I expected (I was working with a prototype today) and it measured all the samples we threw at it as easily and quickly as hoped for.  It was well past five when we finished; six o’clock when we got all our gear in the car and were ready for departure.  Toward the end, when we’d already packed up most of the gear, a few other guys from the electron microscope group I used to work with stopped by to say hello.  These are the guys (and Suzuki-san belongs to them) who tease me because of my bald spot and because my Japanese has deteriorated, but they’re also the guys who insist I stop by on pleasure instead of work sometime and that I make sure it’s a Wednesday, when their section leader has everyone over to his flat for drinks.  When Suzuki-san told them I was engaged they suggested Japan as a honeymoon destination and wanted to see a picture.  I obliged, and had the picture up on the canvas before they dimmed the lights again.  “It’s the Mona Lisa!” said Sasaki-san.  Judge for yourself…

Janet and the Mona Lisa

Back home I had some excellent sushi in the restaurant in the ground floor of my hotel.  Not to make anyone envious, but it was eel and scallop and several tuna varieties and salmon roe and other tender bits, along with tamagoyaki and miso soup.  Aah…

 

Let’s Go desu!

I almost used “Stick Creap will give you a splendid time!” as my blog title, but I think I wouldn’t have been able to link to a photo of the powder creamer. 

In short: another longish drive, this time north into Ibaraki, home of natto (straight! senbei! hello kitty senbei! dried! rounded!), to give another demonstration, this time a near impossible feat of finding a tiny sample (smaller than the video resolution) on a large substrate and measuring a step height that, if found, would barely be visible through the inherent noise of the large scan instrument.  Of course we failed, but the customer understood; the measurements we made were actually very good (except for electrical noise, which this university seems to suffer from, I had that same problem at another customer at the same university; and except for not finding the step he wanted to see) and we gained enough confidence that he should send us a sample that we can measure in more controlled conditions back in Switzerland.  I used the image gallery on our homepage for the first time, and once I know which samples are where it’ll be invaluable. 

On the way there we stopped for “shogayaki,” thin pork strips fried in a ginger sauce, which apparently belongs to the routine of driving north.  I enjoyed it; my partner thought it a bit greasy.  As you can imagine, we again talked about all manner of things, how he and his brother never got along, how Janet and I met at church and that to him sounded romantic – a godsend – which I didn’t deny, but I did add that hanging out and drinking coffee is an integral part of church and what makes it a community (and more likely for a girl to meet a guy). 

When we were all done with our tasks at the university, he turned the ignition with a lusty “Let’s Go desu!” which I find neat because roughly translated that means “It’s Let’s Go!”  And go we did, a return drive mercifully without rain, and with me getting drowsy again.  Is it the car, or is late afternoon drowsiness simply the most persistent feature of jetlag when flying east?  I have no trouble getting up, but plenty of trouble staying awake around 16:00…

After some prepping for tomorrow I walked home from the office and got a good Japanese dinner of amaebi (ah-mah-ay-bee, sweet shrimp) sashimi, scallops with one half of the shell removed and baked in a mushroom-and-mayonaise covering (yes, it’s greasy, but good), baked tuna vertebra (or some such part), and potato baked in cheese, my backup in case my Japanese had led me to order something undesirable.  I decided to have my first ever gin and tonic in this Japanese restaurant, to good effect.  Stuffed, I repaired to my room, talked with Janet for about an hour, took care of work e-mails, and cranked out this blog.  Time for bed. 

 

Nagoya day trip

We visited a research lab in the Nagoya area today, which meant I spent four to five hours on the train and close to two in a car.  I’m glad the presentation of our system went well, and encouraged that the customer was one who’d met us at the nano tech 2008 (and was particularly impressed by our set-up demonstration). 

Aside from the demonstration, the highlight for me was okonomiyaki for lunch.  It’s great how whatever one chucks into the mix, it turns out great, especially if there’s enough mayonnaise and okonomiyaki sauce to go around.  The drink I had along with it was a black tea soda – think southern iced tea with carbonation.  Unusual, but good. 

I spent quite a bit of my travel time reading Obama’s book, and although I’m about as un-black as you can get, I identify with some of the sentiment he describes in finding an identity between his different origins.  My struggle wasn’t and isn’t as marked as his, because neither of my ancestries gets particularly discriminated, but I remain a person with multiple allegiances.  I’ve come to the conclusion that that’s a good thing: the more diffuse and varied one’s allegiances, the less likely nations are to garner one’s support for warfare, or even for basic nationalism. 

Howdy Partner!

I can’t say for sure if the 16-hour fast has helped or not, because every trip into a different time zone is different, due to the time and duration of the flight and other factors, but I’m doing reasonably well.  I still have impredictable moments of incipient narcolepsy, but overall I’m staying awake when I should and feeling dirt tired right about now. 

On the train to church I began Barack Obama’s book “Dreams from My Father,” which resulted in a retiree opposite me asking where I was from and what was my purpose for visiting Japan.  I let him have his English practice; he used to work in advertising for mass media.  He said he thought I looked like an American or a German, so he was surprised that I was from Switzerland, especially since he figured I’d be an American from the book I was reading.  I didn’t explain the details – sometimes I can’t be bothered. 

At church Uchida-san preached on 1 Corinthians 4:1-5, with the title “It is the Lord who judges me.”  It seems that he’s also working through this book, if a previous post is any hint (the difficulty in understanding his Japanese corroborates that it was also Uchida-san preaching back then).  I can tell his sermons are systematic and his sentences a little tortuous, and that’s about it, although I do get the gist of his sermons.  Today’s sermon as I understood it: The judgment that matters is the Lord’s, because in comparison to him men know little and wield little permanent power.  Even I myself don’t know myself well enough to judge myself correctly.  Or so. 

Because today was the first Sunday that a group from Park Cities Presbyterian Church in Dallas joined the church, they made taco salad and lemonade for the young adults group.  What with my zeppin burger yesterday for dinner I’ve had quite the Japanese culinary experience so far… 

I had the odd experience of nearly all new American acquaintances expressing the impression that we’d met before.  In some cases we got close – Isaac had come here in 2002, shortly after I’d returned to Switzerland.  In others, we merely figured out that Patrick got his degree at DTS, where Catharine is now, and Amy works at SMU, which is where Mom went to college.  At any rate, after lunch they proceeded to explain what they were doing (which is where I found out that they’re a sister church of Tim Keller’s Redeemer Presbyterian in New York City) and talk about Texas (y’all, it’s the biggest state in the contiguous US).  They concluded with a game called “Howdy Partner!” where the person able to say Howdy Partner with the most marshmallows in his mouth wins.  It will pain some of my friends in Basel to learn that all the contestants spit out the marshmallows in their mouth at the end. 

On the train home I had my sleep attacks, despite otherwise enjoying Obama’s book.  I spent my evening buying a train ticket to Nagoya for tomorrow and eating sashimi, tofu and radish salad, and chicken wings at a neat Japanese restaurant which unfortunately decided strident R&B made for the best atmosphere.  I walked briefly into a bookstore and again pondered the purchase of the DVD with the robot called Stephan, ステファン 宇宙へ行く.  Again, the idea of laying down 4000 yen for what was essentially a novelty product – a DVD in Japanese and “Stephanese with Japanese subtitles” – prevented me from following through.  On the way back to the hotel I came across a Dodge Ram 1500, possibly the most ridiculous car a Tokyoite could decide to purchase. 

A final observation on observations and I’ll close.  I’m a rather visual person and I observe people.  I’ve noticed that although I still notice female beauty, I see it with somewhat changed eyes: admiration has been mostly supplanted by analysis of what works and what doesn’t and what might work on the woman I care about.  I hadn’t particularly noticed that in Switzerland, so I suppose it’s the distance and the sheer amount of fodder for people-watching in Japan that brought that to my attention.  I’m not unhappy with this development.  

Actually, I’ll add one more thing: if someone could help me turn off the stupid little joystick cum button in the middle of my keyboard, I’d be most grateful.  I keep hitting it as I type. 

Healesville

On Saturday, February 23, Ken (one of my business partners) took me on a drive out to Healesville, named after one of the first Governors of Australia, where tourism and the Healesville Sanctuary have replaced logging as the main revenue generators.  Below are pictures from that outing.  The platypus is missing, as is the wombat and the Tasmanian devil – for different reasons.  The platypussary is too dark for pictures, but that’s a fair trade-off for getting to see these odd creatures putting on a show.  The wombat (Florence) lay curled up, sleeping in the straw, looking like a stack of pelts as much as anything.  The Tasmanian devil, acting counter to its name, had withdrawn and was neither to be seen nor its shrieks to be heard. 

Melbourne ANZ buildings
This is still Melbourne CBD (Central Business District).  The older building used to be the stock exchange, if I remember correctly, and now houses the banking museum; the building behind it is the new ANZ bank, full of visual nods to the original, but first and foremost bigger. 

Yarra winery
We stopped at the Yering Farm winery in Yarra valley for a brief tasting.  Ken preferred the Merlot, I the Pinot Noir. 

parakeets
Parakeets, I think. 

Brown falcon
Brown falcon, I think.  All the raptors were part of the “Birds of Prey” show. 

Barn owl
Barn owl. 

Wedge-tailed eagle
The wedge-tailed eagle, Australia’s largest bird of prey. 

Osprey
The osprey emerging from the water after an unsuccessful dive for a (dead) fish. 

Foxes in spandex
The flying foxes decided they’d rather sleep. 

Black-winged stilt
Black-winged stilt.

Koala
The ineffable ennui of the Koala. 

Koala with arms crossed
The ineffable smugness of the Koala.

Koalas have big noses
The ineffable nose of the Koala. 

Grey kangaroo resembling a Star Wars fighting machine
Suddenly one realizes that the oddly formed animals of this continent might inspire sci-fi battle machines. 

Grey kangaroo in slow motion
Look ma, no feet!

Rock wallaby
The endangered rock wallaby. 

Duck!
The not so endangered duck. 

Echidnae
The echidna parade.  Snouty pincushions on feet.  I wonder if they know their ‘do went out of style in the early nineties? 

baby brolga
Baby brolga (of the crane family). 

Back in the city we had pizza on at Il Gambero at Lygon street.  Yes, pizza two days in a row, but I enjoyed it both times.  I’m easily pleased. 

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