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Videos from the USA

You can tell how far behind I am with videos by the fact that only now the US vacation videos get posted.  But as they say, better Nate than lever.

We start out in Providence, with Joseph going down a big slide.

Back at the Maggie P., Vivienne’s being cute.  Joseph plays with Joy, and Jonathan teaches Vivienne about tennis balls.  Noah throws a tea party for himself and his birthday buddy, who very seriously drinks his tea.  One of Joseph’s favorite birthday presents is his new abacus, but what’s really fun about his age is how much he enjoys playing with his cousins.

All the while, he’s getting used to the routines surrounding his body: brushing teeth, with fervor; and pooing.

We close with an examples of Vivienne crawling, Joseph jumping, and Vivienne smiling.

Oh dear Jimmy

“You lie!”

Poor behaviour, certainly.  But if indeed the accusation is as ridiculous as people are trying to make it out to be, then surely a refutation (based on facts, not bald denial) should be a simple matter, and we could all move on.  Instead, we have former President Jimmy Carter weighing in on matter, proclaiming the remark racist, and many alleging a racist undercurrent that won’t tolerate a black president, an undercurrent that just broke to the surface with that outburst of Wilson’s. 

Possible.  He may be a racist; he may not be; certainly Jimmy Carter has no corner on the judgment of that question.  Unfortunately, there was apparently plenty of racist mail to black politicians following the incident, which is a shame, because it gives credence to the claim that “You lie!” is racist sentiment.  I wouldn’t mind discussing that, if it didn’t also detract from the real issue: whether President Obama is correct in what he has said. 

I give our president enough credit that I don’t think he is intentionally stating a falsehood.  I do think it is possible that he may be wrong, however sincerely he believes he isn’t, and that deserves to be examined.  It ought to be examined despite disrespectful heckling and regardless of the underlying motives of such heckling. 

And let’s not forget that for about eight years BUSH LIES! T-shirts have been tolerated, if not welcomed, by the same people who are now incensed that the public sentiment so openly expressed against our former president has now made to jump to congress to be expressed there against his successor.  If Joe Wilson is guilty of racism, are wearers of Those abovementioned T-shirts guilty of bushism? texism? republicanism? 

I wish Jimmy Carter had stuck to foreign policy. 

(Disclosure: I voted for Kerry in ’04 and for Obama in ’08.) 

A Gallery for Uncle Jay

Dave Barry stopped writing his humor columns a while ago, but that hasn’t stopped the Miami Herald from reprinting old ones, dubbing them classics.  The most recent one was about the Art Basel Miami Beach and mentioned Rodney McMillian’s “chair.”  Clearly, Uncle Jay could have done better – and if indeed McMillian’s art was on sale for $2’800.00 then it could be a wise business investment to get Uncle Jay a gallery.  I can volunteer to write the pretentious copy. 

I suppose the real question is if anyone ever bought the artwork. 

Travel Promotion Act

It’s not yet made it to law, but it’s waiting.  In the Visa Waiver Program, there’s a passage that allows the US to collect a fee to pay for administrating the Visa Waiver Program.  To wit:

(3)Electronic travel authorization system

(A) SystemThe Secretary of Homeland Security, in consultation with the Secretary of State, shall develop and implement a fully automated electronic travel authorization system (referred to in this paragraph as the “System”) to collect such biographical and other information as the Secretary of Homeland Security determines necessary to determine, in advance of travel, the eligibility of, and whether there exists a law enforcement or security risk in permitting, the alien to travel to the United States.

(B) Fees

The Secretary of Homeland Security may charge a fee for the use of the System, which shall be—

(i) set at a level that will ensure recovery of the full costs of providing and administering the System; and

(ii) available to pay the costs incurred to administer the System.

That much is law.  Now, tourism to the USA has been dropping, so the US Travel Association has had to think about how to counteract this.  They could have had a look at Australia, which recently dropped the AUD 20.00 fee for their equivalent of the Visa Waiver Program as one incentive to visitors.  But no: that would be to straightforward for the land of innovative business models.  The clever folks at the US Travel Association figured that since the US is levying a fee anyway, they might as well make visiting aliens pay a little more to finance promotion for travel to the US.  Yup, they’ll pay to get in so that the US can tell their friends they should come, too, probably with slogans such as “America: Where Travel Security Is Less Of A Pain In The Rear Than You Thought,” judging from the wording.  (See Sec. 5 for the fee bit.)

Note, however, that the US aren’t the only country to make visitors pay for promotion of the place they’re visiting.  Some Swiss cities levy a “city tax;” many towns levy a “Kurtaxe,” which is meant to pay for infrastructure that benefits the tourism industry.  It seems like an odd form of subsidy, no matter how you turn it.

Stephan is joining the legions who have two cents to add to the 787 billion

I’ve been silent all trip about my whereabouts and experiences, not because nothing has happened but because I have had other things to do.  Maybe this weekend I can catch up a bit, but before I attempt that, there’s something that caught my attention in a news story regarding the stimulus bill. 

“…there is more than $48 billion for transportation projects such as road and bridge construction, mass transit and high-speed rail.” 

Yes, that sounds like a lot, but:
– Break it down per capita and you have 48’000 : 300 = US$ 160.- per person invested in all these infrastructure projects, far less than most Americans spend per year on their car. 
– Compare it to the Gotthard Base Tunnel costs, which were originally estimated at about US$ 6.5 billion.  I’ll round that up to 7.5 billion to simplify calculation (and because the original costs have already been exceeded past that amount).  That makes 7’500 : 7.5 = US$ 1’000.- per person, or about US$ 50.- per person per year.  That’s just for one single (admittedly huge) project, and one decided on without a financial crisis looming! 

In my more selfish and cynical moments, I feel it’s a no-brainer to upgrade and replace road and especially rail infrastructure (which benefits everyone) instead of digging folks out of debt they owe to their poor decisions (which will benefit - even reward – the foolhardy). 

Rail infrastructure, in particular, could save significant costs and (mantra warning) reduce dependence on foreign oil if it allowed people to use their cars less frequently or even use fewer cars.  Of course, car purchases have already dropped and instead of relieving dependence on foreign oil have revealed our dependence on domestic car makers. 

Now, having added my two cents, I propose that everyone caught blogging or commenting on this issue should pay two cents per post or comment into a stimulus bill discussion fund which will be used for funding the bill.  Where do I send my cheque? 

Yes, we can America?

A vote of confidence
I’d cast with much more ease.
Instead, I ride the fence,
With both of them displeased. 

I didn’t vote McCain –
Might, if his hair was sable. 
Here’s hoping that Barack
Will prove himself McAble. 

 

Anachronistic, anachronic, and anachronous: pictures from Orlando and Tokyo

It’s taken me some time, but here are pictures of the Leu Gardens in Orlando and of last Sunday’s snow in Tokyo.  It should be obvious which are which. 

fronds

crane

baby croc

baby croc

cypress knees
Cypress knees.  Scientists theorize that they increase oxygen uptake. 

ephemerality

a burst of red

spanish moss
Spanish moss.

palm fan

oak leaves

tree crown

The next shots are all from the rose garden, which perhaps more than the rest of the Leu Gardens benefits from January cool. 

yellow rose

red rose

red rose

pink-red rose

pale red roses

pale red rose

red roses, bee, fountain

spanish moss
Backlit Spanish moss.

little lizard

more spanish moss
More Spanish moss.  It’s the South. 

arid garden red blossoms

red berries

leaves

if only i remembered
I can’t remember the name of this plant, even though it had a remarkable one.  That comes of waiting too long to post the pictures. 

Now for the snow in Tokyo.  These pictures, as the previous ones, smyp uploaded for me.  Thanks! 

biking in the snow, Japanese style

umbrella casualty
Umbrella casualty.

Quiet Kabukicho

is that the tokyo metro?
Good thing I knew where the metro entrance was. 

power shoveling
Power shoveling. 

japanese girl in the snow
Camouflage coat.

deserted train platform in the japanese snow
Deserted platform.

japanese boy playing in the snow
Playing in the snow after church.

tim, the kids, and the snowman at honda chapel
Tim, the boys, and the snowman at Honda chapel. 

tim, the boys, and the snowman at honda chapel
The snowman didn’t last past lunchtime, suffering a lumbar prolapse and ensuing abdominal structural failure. 

 

Are you bored yet?

Here are some pictures for the visual folks, or those who don’t like to read.  Most of them are from the plane, first from the flight from Orlando north to D.C., then from the early stages of the flight to Toyko.  If you are bored, I offer the following: Try to answer all the questions (for the pictures that have questions) using Google maps or whatever other tool you choose.  If you get them all right, and you’re the first, you’ll get a free book courtesy of your favorite blogger.  If nobody’s bored enough, well, I’ll save some money. 

Takeoff
Q1 (moderately hard): What kind of power plant is that on the horizon? 

Mystery Lake
Q2 (easy): What’s the name of this lake?

Celtic Intersection
Q3 (hard): Which roads intersect in this Celtic pattern?

Mystery Airfield
Q4 (moderately easy): What’s the name of that airstrip?

Here comes a sequence:

Mystery Island part 1

Mystery Island part 2

Mystery Island part 3
Q5 (moderately hard): What’s the name of the island in the above picture?

Mystery vehicle
Q6 (moderately easy): What are these formerly futuristic vehicles called? 

Empty plane
No question here.  This is just to show just how empty the plane was. 

Cloud pattern
Again, no question.  Everyone knows what clouds are, and I don’t know what kind of clouds these are, so I can’t check the answer if I ask that. 

Mystery Lake
Q7 (really hard): What’s the name of this lake?  (I couldn’t find it out myself, but if you find it, I’m sure I can check if you’re right.) 

More Clouds
More clouds, and different ones to boot. 

Dusk from the plane
No questions.

Mystery plane
Q8 (moderately easy): Which country does this plane call home?

How to manage the baggage claim
See!  It works!  Three cheers for the Japanese!

To send me the answers, go to the morbid cornflakes contact page, if you don’t know my e-mail.  Have fun de-boring yourself! 

 

Flying solo

ANA had issued me with a meal coupon worth $45 (alcohol and gratuity excluded) because of the delay, caused apparently by some maintenance issue.  I am not one to pass on free food, so I took the coupon to what looked like the most expensive restaurant in the B concourse, Max and Erma’s.  It was sit-down, which made me think it was expensive, and I did realize that tempting as it might be, $45 of Ben & Jerry’s in one sitting would make me sick.  Well, all my efforts were for naught.  If I hadn’t finished my salad, and instead ordered and eaten part of an extra large cheeseburger, I could have bumped the total up to $30.  As it was, I maxed out at $18.62.  That’s just over a third of those $45.  Can anyone eat for $45 when the most expensive entrée is around $13?  Oh, wait, this is America, home of the can-do attitude… but don’t offer that customer a mint! 

I’ve never seen as empty a flight.  Apparently the delay caused the emptiness, though I’m unsure how.  For the first time ever I got to stretch out across three seats and sleep like that, although three seats aren’t nearly enough for someone my height to really stretch out on.  I alternated between lying on my back, lying on my side, and sitting in the seat as intended, because every position made my back hurt differently.  But I slept for most of the 13-hour flight.  You could tell the flight was empty – if the empty seats weren’t enough of an indication – by the relaxed flight attendants.  One of them asked me about the book i was reading, another offered to get me dinner even though I had just slept through it. 

ANA uses coffee grounds in a cup with a flower blossom on them to deodorize the bathroom.  I didn’t know coffee grounds were a deodorant.  I also yet again wondered what the little tail outlets on aircraft are for. 

The plane made up about one hour of its delay in the air.  Delay at Narita airport was minimal, and I was particularly happy at the floor markings banning carts from about four feet of the baggage claim.  It had the nice effect of all the people waiting behind the markings as well.  Thumbs up!  (I suppose it helps that most passengers are rule-abiding Japanese.) 

The Carnet A.T.A. passed well, except that I had to go rooting through my other suitcase to find a business card to show I belonged to Nanosurf.  They were the first to ask what “gemäss Vollmacht” meant.  I also noticed when I had to open the suitcase that the TSA had again inspected my stuff and not even closed the elastic straps back up.  No damage, as far as I can see, and I wouldn’t expect any, even without the straps, but the TSA keep inspecting and keep leaving just enough of a mess to bother me.  I saw that they’d instituted a blog, so I went and commented. 

I caught a bus to Shinjuku station, then a taxi to the hotel.  I should technically have called before 18:00 to indicate my late arrival, but it seemed not to have caused any problems.  The store where I procured Innis and Gunn last time was all out, and the clerk clueless, so I suspect it was a one-off boon to tease me.  The trappist beer I bought instead is so strong a few sips at a time are enough to get me sleepy, of which I’ll now take advantage.Â